I just messaged Subaru Customer Relations and asked for a printed brochure for the 2023 Ascent, then immediately had a forehead slap moment when I realized I should've checked here first to see if those even exist anymore. Lol. Ive got this quirky tradition of hoarding brochures for every car I've bought over the past 10 years, like some kind of automotive librarian. But these days, tracking one down feels like hunting a damn unicorn. The dealership only had accessory brochures, great if I wanted to accessorize, not so great for my collection. So, does anyone know if a hardcopy brochure for the '23 Ascent is even a thing, or am I chasing a myth?